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paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!

fat women:  *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women:  *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women:  *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki:  fuck skinny bitches
skinny women:  what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*